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What is
Buttcoin?
Since the early 2000s, Joe Turds Turd World has turned crude satire into pop-culture gold, from award-winning collectibles to clever comic adventures that kept fans laughing (and collecting). Now we’re taking that irreverent history straight into the blockchain era with Buttcoin (TURDS): the official token that powers everything Turd. Yes, it’s a “memecoin,” but it’s also packed with real utility—think NFTs, staking, and cheeky in-game rewards. It’s all about blending inappropriate humor with serious, on-chain results that (dare we say it) float in the same bowl. If you’ve ever wanted a crypto project that cracks jokes while giving you something tangible to hold onto, you’ve arrived at the right place. Nature is calling—answer if you dare and bring some wipes!
Why Choose Buttcoin?
Turdtastic Legacy & Real Utility
Buttcoin (TURDS) blends our award-winning playful vibe with genuine crypto value. We’re not just a meme coin—our NFTs, staking, and gaming perks give you real, laugh-out-loud reasons to jump in.
A Community-First Crypto Adventure
We’re all about more than price pumps. Our DAO-driven approach, interactive gameplay, and longtime Turd World fandom mean holders aren’t just spectators—they’re central to building our Turdtastic future.
Transparency & Scalable Growth
We may crack jokes, but we take honesty seriously. From a real-time dashboard and clear tokenomics to gaming partnerships and bi-annual diarrhea parties (liquidity events), Buttcoin (TURDS) stands ready for true, long-term success.
Where is Buttcoin Going?
Flush 1 Foundation
- Professional Testing: Complete local and testnet testing on Polygon Amoy Testnet.
- Core Community Setup: Launch official Discord, Telegram, Twitter(X), and YouTube channels, begin influencer outreach.
- Phase One Buttcoin Presale: Deploy the presale contract and begin phase one of the two-part presale, focusing on smaller investors to bootstrap funds for audits and marketing.
- Phase One NFT Collection: Introduce exclusive Turds-themed NFTs for early investors.
Flush 2 Expansion
- Smart Contract Audit: Complete third-party audits to secure trust.
- Dashboard Development: Build a real-time dashboard on Buttcoin.Technology to track presale stats, NFT sales, staking metrics, etc.
- Marketing Blitz: Engage a crypto marketing agency, run campaigns across social platforms.
- Revive Turds Games: Begin development of mobile-friendly versions of old-school Turds games.
Flush 3 Ecosystem Integration
- Phase Two Buttcoin Presale: Launch the second presale round—now backed by completed audits and a robust marketing push—to attract larger-scale investors and finalize funding.
- Buttcoin Launch: Deploy the full token and all associated contracts (Liquidity Lock, Vesting, Unclaimed Rewards, and Staking).
- Staking & Rewards: Begin development of staking platform with special APY bonuses for NFT holders.
- Exchange Listings: Focus on decentralized exchanges (DEX) or minimal-cost listings, letting token holders trade with lower overhead and fewer monthly fees.
Flush 4 Global ScaleUp
- Phase Two NFT Collection: Introduce Turds-themed Modular NFTs for advanced customization and gaming synergy.
- New Game Development: Launch additional Turds-themed titles using Buttcoin as the in-game currency for Mobile and Desktop.
- Mainstream Collaborations: Begin talks for partnerships with major gaming platforms (e.g., Fortnite cameo).
- Expanded Merch & Licensing: Integrate physical collectibles, limited-edition merchandise, and brand collaborations with Buttcoin and NFTs.
- Metaverse/VR Integration: Explore immersive experiences for Turds characters in virtual worlds.
- DAO Governance: Let token holders vote on critical decisions quarterly (e.g., future NFT drops, Staking APY, etc).
- Begin Bi-Annual Diarrhea Parties (Liquidity Events): Strengthen liquidity and reward long-term holders.
Buttcoin Tokenomics
MEET OUR CORE TEAM
POOJ
HuwJ is an author, Creative Executive Officer, brand creator, and studio lead living in Kyoto, Japan, with roots in theology, military service, and stints at major animation studios worldwide. He left UCLA with a PhD in Theology, choosing instead to pursue his passion for art, animation, and comics. Over the years, he learned from industry legends like Joe Kubert, Stan Winston, and Ray Harryhausen, creating the award-winning Turds collectible IP in 2001. After a successful tenure as Artist in Residence at County Hall in Westminster, he teamed up with Paul (Archie) Andrews to revitalize the Turds for a new generation.
DOC DOOKY
James (Doc) Reichenbach is a U.S. Navy veteran with a Ph.D. in Business and an M.S. in AI, backed by over 14 years of advanced technology experience. Specializing in systems integration, compliance, and blockchain, he was brought in as the CTO of Pummie Productions to spearhead Buttcoin’s technical roadmap—overseeing smart contract security, AI-driven solutions, and staking mechanisms for a cutting-edge, scalable ecosystem. In addition to driving all things crypto, James is leading the revival of six classic Turds games for mobile and setting the stage for a new gaming studio—ultimately aiming for high-profile partnerships with giants like Fortnite and Twitch.
arsey andrews
Paul (Archie) Andrews is the CEO of Pummie Productions and is a brand creator based in East Leake, Great Britain. He first honed his work ethic as a rural butcher before pivoting to pharmaceutical warehousing and IT, where he excelled for two decades. In 2009, he leapt into the events and promotions world, co-founding a global hologram-based business that served clients like Coca-Cola, Sony, and Peroni. Eventually joining forces with HuwJ, Paul co-founded Pummie Productions and now channels his creative energy into building original IP brands.
HuwJ
HuwJ is an author, Creative Executive Officer, brand creator, and studio lead living in Kyoto, Japan, with roots in theology, military service, and stints at major animation studios worldwide. He left UCLA with a PhD in Theology, choosing instead to pursue his passion for art, animation, and comics. Over the years, he learned from industry legends like Joe Kubert, Stan Winston, and Ray Harryhausen, creating the award-winning Turds collectible IP in 2001. After a successful tenure as Artist in Residence at County Hall in Westminster, he teamed up with Paul (Archie) Andrews to revitalize the Turds for a new generation.
James Doc Reichenbach
James (Doc) Reichenbach is a U.S. Navy veteran with a Ph.D. in Business and an M.S. in AI, backed by over 14 years of advanced technology experience. Specializing in systems integration, compliance, and blockchain, he was brought in as the CTO of Pummie Productions to spearhead Buttcoin’s technical roadmap—overseeing smart contract security, AI-driven solutions, and staking mechanisms for a cutting-edge, scalable ecosystem. In addition to driving all things crypto, James is leading the revival of six classic Turds games for mobile and setting the stage for a new gaming studio—ultimately aiming for high-profile partnerships with giants like Fortnite and Twitch.
Paul Archie Andrews
Paul (Archie) Andrews is the CEO of Pummie Productions and is a brand creator based in East Leake, Great Britain. He first honed his work ethic as a rural butcher before pivoting to pharmaceutical warehousing and IT, where he excelled for two decades. In 2009, he leapt into the events and promotions world, co-founding a global hologram-based business that served clients like Coca-Cola, Sony, and Peroni. Eventually joining forces with HuwJ, Paul co-founded Pummie Productions and now channels his creative energy into building original IP brands.
Got Questions? We've Got Answers!
What is Buttcoin?
Buttcoin is the official token powering the Turd World, an award-winning satirical brand that blends humor, collectibles, comics, and gaming. We may joke around, but make no mistake—Buttcoin offers real utility through NFTs, staking, games, and more, all while keeping things Turdtastic.
What is the Buttcoin Presale?
Our presale happens in two parts. Presale One funds final contract audits and a large-scale crypto marketing push. Then, Presale Two launches with full marketing power and a fresh audit in hand. It’s the final step before we move to mainnet with a real-time dashboard, Phase 1 NFTs, and games in development.
Is Buttcoin a Meme Coin?
We embrace the silly side of crypto, but we’re far from just another meme token. Yes, we’re loaded with humor and playful branding, but we also feature actual utility—like NFTs, gaming integration, and staking. Think of it as “fun with real substance.
Can I Trust the Presale’s Smart Contract Security?
Absolutely. We’re using Presale One funds to secure professional audits on our contracts. We’re also fully transparent with our tokenomics and code, so you can see exactly how everything works. We might joke around, but we take security seriously.
Do I Need a Crypto Wallet to Buy?
Yes. You’ll need a compatible crypto wallet (like MetaMask) to participate in the presale, store your tokens, and eventually use them for NFTs or in-game items. If you’re new to this, don’t worry—we’ll provide step-by-step instructions to help you get set up and start having Turdtastic fun.